Hello you beautiful doll faces!!! Those who follow me are probably wondering where I have been the past week or so.... well things are pretty insane in my life as always. There is never a dull moment in the life of me. But I am back and ready to take on the world!
So... I have a wedding that I'm going to next week. I'm really cutting back the carbs and the calorie intake so I can look decent at the wedding. Hopfully I won't eff it up at the reception. But there are usually healthy options at weddings minus the cake and free alcohol. So my "go-to" options are salad....salad....chicken...salad...fruit.... There is it people. What kind of BS is that?! This dieting stuff seriously blows, but I'm trying to be progressive in my life and bad carbs are not going to propell me forward to the body of my DREAMS!
I have a new werido obesssion. I have found a new love for coffee. I have NEVER liked coffee, EVER. In fact, I would have rather eaten a dirty shoe off of a homeless person than drink a cup of coffee. Why do people love that disgusting concoction of nastiness? WHY?!! Because it gives you WINGS!!! It's incredible! I drink a cup of coffee and I feel like I have transformed into an even more awesome person! HA!! Even though the stuff still tastes like bad breath, I will drink it because it has given me an amazing amount of energy. But I refuse to spend the ridiculous amount of money for the crappy drink at Starbucks. Crap is crap... starbucks or not it still tastes like shit. I will just drink the cheap stuff that they offer us at our office. They try to disguise it in these fancy coffee pots, but we all know its butthole coffee. Gross...
Anyway... that is my coffee rant for the day. Now... GO OUT THERE AND BE SOMEBODY! Drink a cup of crappy bad breath while you're at it! You will feel FANTASTIC!!!!!
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