Chesticles and D listers

Chesticles.... they're the female version of testicles except they're on your chest and they're also called BOOBS! Since I have gained some weight my boobs are so enormous! This is actually the one part of my body that I don't mind being overweight. If they stayed the same and everything else changed, that might actually be pretty awesome. People pay for ta tas my size! My cleave is perfect at all times without any effort! Since I haven't had any kids yet, they're still super perky and juicy and delicious.... Sorry... I just really like them. LOL

For the women reading this, how many of you remember getting your first training bra? Well, I kinda feel the same way with these big 'ol titties. I have to experiment with bigger bra sizes. For as long as I can remember I have always been a 34C, probably for the past 8 years or so until now. I have slowly gone over to the world of the D lister. In Hollywood, a D-Lister is considered to be some "has-been" or lame child star. Tila Tequila is definitely a D-lister in my book. She was once famous by she's probably just doing porn or something now. LOL  But in the world of boobaliciousness, the D listers (D Cups) are the cream of the crop! I now know the perks that come with being a D lister. So I'm just enjoying it while it lasts until I go back to being just a crummy C-Lister. And don't get me started on the A listers, you guys have it rough as far as volume goes. But at least the A listers can wear pretty much any style of shirt and it looks fantastic!

With big chesticles come some other issues though. I don't like the fact that I went from a size small to a size large. I have always had bigger boobs, but now it is absolutely crucial that I double it up. Double it up means that you have to wear 2 sports bras in order to get the proper support during a workout.  If you have big boobs, you will know that if you're working out you can't just wear the baby spandexy bras that the boob deprived wear (no hate on baby boobies, you guys are hot and sexy too!). These knockers need some serious support! Double it up and you should be good to go.

When I was at my smallest weight (128lbs) I wore a B cup. They were cute little baby boobies, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with having big chesties either! Even though I am the weight that I am at, I have learned that I have to work with what I got at the moment, big ta tas or not.  Life is way too short and I just have to believe that the weight will come off and I will meet my goals. I think that women are beautiful, we all come in every shape and size. Some women have boobs, some don't! Whatever the case may be, love yourself because you're simple gorgeous darlin.  Ta ta!